Damnpants

Ironic slippers

2007-03-01T11:04:00.000-08:00

so these are slippers that the giver thought were nice and pleasant but are actually hideous.
They are so hideous that they cross the line and go into not cool but a-mazing or wickid.
It's best to combine such slippers with equally hideous socks.

Dogs are wicked and Human suck

2007-03-01T11:01:00.000-08:00

that's pretty much it. People aren't nice.

But we are not supposed to be. We are supposed to try and survive over all other humans. And yet ....

Dogs? Isn't it dog eat dog?

Laser treatment and global warming

2005-05-23T08:19:00.000-07:00

Really, shouldn't we wait for evolution to decide whether we should have hairless bodies or not?
What happens when the gulf stream stops warming the earth and we all freeze because we had laser hair removal treatment on our legs and underarms?

Everyone sitting around

2005-05-19T07:04:00.000-07:00

Isn't it freaky thinking about all those people sitting in front of comuter screens connected by their computers? It's a bit like Matrix.
Maybe it's more like Matrix than we think.
Are we living our lives as we should?
We have a responsibility to live as happy as we can - that's the only thing we have on this earth. You can't take your money with you, you rot so there's no point in worrying about what you look like and let's face it, it's pretty sad to worry about physical appearance (unless your thick in which case you need all the help you can get)
Anyway back to the computer thing.
Picture the scene, you send an email and a minute later someone answers you. But they are really far away. Sitting there in front of his/her pc. And yet this is totally normal.
Humans are pretty amazing. Not all of them are nice though.

Why does it rain more at weekends?

2005-05-13T07:12:00.000-07:00

Because during the week the level of pollution is higher due to people working , moving around in cars, factories etc all giving off warmth. This builds up in the atmosphere around the earth.
When on Friday evening eveyone packs up and goes home the level of pollution suddenly drops and the air goes cold causing all the water (in the form of condensation) to fall pulled by gravity to the earth as rain. And it's particularly annoying if you are planning on going on holiday or want to do some washing.

I don't know if this is true or not but then this whole blogg is pretty difficult to believe.

smoking

2005-05-13T05:43:00.000-07:00

wouldn't it be great if you could smoke with no side effects like guilt, shortness of breath, lung cancer etc

Comas and collective thought

2005-05-11T06:36:00.000-07:00

Now this is tricky. See if you can follow me on this one.
I have question about comas.
Where is the rest of you when you are in a coma?
Are you in a different place?
Does your consiousness leave your body and go somewhere else?
Where does it go?

Would you like to populate your own planet?

2005-05-11T06:25:00.000-07:00

There is a religion (I won't mention any names) whose male followers (well it's a cult really) believe that they have to marry as many women as possible so they can have huge amounts of children sao they can populate their own planet. If they are good (and give loads of money to the cult leader) throughout their time on this earth then they will be granted a planet and they will be responsible for populating it.
Is this true...did I dream it...I could have sworn I saw a documentary about it.

Is plane travel as safe as people say it is?

2005-05-11T06:07:00.000-07:00

Have you ever wondered why you feel so dehydrated and tired when you get off a plane?
Of course people fling theories like pressurised air in the cabin etc but really the fact that YOUR BODY IS TRAVELLING TOO FAST through the earth's atmosphere is the culprit.
The fact is air travel ages you prematurely, air travel while drinking caffeine is even worse.
One of the ways of combatting this phenomenon is sitting on the plane backwards and drinking a lot of water.
Of course don't go to the loo because apparently your innards get sucked out when you flush the chain.